Tuesday, June 20, 2017

The "Mommy I'm Bored" List of Responses

No matter how many things a child may have to occupy their time, chances are good that she/he will say this on at lease one occasion during their childhood:


"Mommy, I'm bored."

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Being bored isn't a bad thing.  Being bored is something I hope to encounter again one day, since it is incredibly rare in the world of parenting.  Being bored is my goal. Until then, I have a few ideas for my children in the event they truly forget the menu of options at their disposal.  




Quick List of Seven Responses

One

"Go take something apart and put it back together."

(Make sure it's a toy or object that doesn't need to be put back the same way.  This is a learning experience.  Don't use your best expresso machine.)

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Two


Read a book or Write a book

(You can find blank journals at the Dollar Tree)








Three


Bubbles and Bubble Wands








Four


Picnic and Play Time at the Park

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Five


Art Time - Painting!

  Washable finger paints smell great and clean up well.
*Suggest a collage of hands and feet.
*Finger print animal creations
*Stamp Printing
*Run a roll of brown packing paper across a fence or on the grass. 
*Hold the paper in place using masking tape, ribbons, or clothes pins for the fence & large rocks to hold down paper on the grass.
*Use large paint brushes or just hands and feet to create a mural






Six


Art Time - Crayons!

Provide a variety of paper textures and empty a box of crayons onto a large plate. For additional fun add glue and other collage materials such as stickers, buttons, beads, and foam shapes. Just leave it out on the table and let the kids decide what to do.
(Developmental Age caution: Small parts not for younger children due to risk of swallowing/choking.)









Seven


Play in the rain, mud, dirt, and sand
Make time for outdoor play!





My wish for you is that you may one day find yourself bored and return to tell us about it. 

 Hope you have a great week!


Kindest Regards,
~ Mary

World of Writer Mom








Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Summer Time Skills Lesson ~ I'm Not Kidding About These!

Now that summer has begun, here's my quick list of Ten Skills to teach your children before school starts again.  This list is based on personal research I have conducted and eye witness accounts of real life, complex tasks often ignored by your children. (Sarcasm warning for those who are not familiar with my lists of ten.)


List of Ten Things to Teach your Child
(before the end of summer)


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1. Filling the ice cube trays.  They do not magically refill themselves.  Also, the ice that scoots under a cabinet or stove does not disappear just because you don't see it.  If you know it dropped, look for it and any moisture left on the floor before I slip on it.


2.  Replace the toilet paper roll if there is not enough left to do the job for the next person who enters the bathroom.  Hint:  Two squares are not enough.  Bonus points if you do not leave the empty cardboard roll on the sink.


3. Practice your reaction times for spilled liquids.  The more pigment in the drink, the quicker you must procure absorbent materials. (An old towel, paper towels, or even an old t-shirt are fine with me.  Just clean it up!)  Staring at the spill, jumping up and down while yelling, "Oh my God, I spilled," and ignoring the incident until I discover the wet spot are unacceptable ways to manage this event.


4.  Clean up dishes, plates, and cups that are in your room.  If I run out of clean ones, I will have no choice but to dispense your meals and drinks directly into your hands.  And the clean up from that will be your worst nightmare.


5.  Hang up wet towels and clothes upon return from the pool.  You know darned well we have to take our clothes to the laundry mat. Do you really want to take a chance of science projects growing in your swim suits?  Yeah, I didn't think so.


6. Make sure you schedule your own times to read, draw, and express your creative selves.  Sit for too long and watch as the internet "accidentally" gets cut off.  Go ahead.  Try me!  


7.  Figure out how to cook eggs, make a sandwich, and get a bowl of cereal.  There are plenty of things you can whip up in the kitchen without my assistance.  Feel free to take advantage of this wonderful moment of independence.  Clean up afterward.


8. Organize, clean, and maintain your room.  You are old enough to know that the vacuum is not alive and won't eat your toes.  Please avoid sucking up the rocks, screws, and various sundry hardware that have navigated onto your carpet.  Don't blow shit up in there!


9.  The space beneath the couch cushions is not a bottom less pit for snack wrappers, socks, remote controls, etc...  When I lift those cushions I should not need a shovel to clean up.  If I can't run the vacuum over the underside of the cushions, we have a huge problem.   Get off your tushies and put that stuff into the trash can. It is literally only 10 tiny steps away.


10.  Mama's writing time is her therapy.  Do not monopolize the computer.  When I say it's time to transition to another activity, please comply.  You've seen me when I'm stressed.  It's not pretty. Learning to respect the needs of another human is a worthwhile endeavor.  As your mother, I am only too happy to offer this opportunity to you.  



Your Turn!
What's your list of ten things you'd like to teach your children this summer? Please share your ideas here! Real life stories and sarcasm are welcome.  In fact, I heartily encourage it.  Have a wonderful week!  You are loved and appreciated!



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